Monday, March 30, 2009

PEOPLE: Jay Cutler, the cry baby

I am so SICK and TIRED of hearing about Jay Culter, i know i know, writing a blog about him just adds to it all but i have to say what i need to say about this major delusional cry baby.

First off, Jay Cutler is the quarterback for the Denver Broncos and has been a big media topic in the NFL so far in the off season. He heard the team was trying to get another quarterback so he acted like a huge baby, turns out they DIDN'T trade him or get Matt Cassel, like they were trying to and he is STILL acting like a big baby just because someone toyed with the idea. Maybe someone like Ben Rothlisberger, Tom Brady, or Payton Manning would be upset with a trade rumor because they have all earned their spot over the years and carry their teams when need be. HOWEVER, Mr. Cutler must not know who he is, who he was or who he will be in the future.

This is no star, this is not a clutch player for ANY team, he is a mediocre quarterback for a 500 team. This isn't John Elway we're talking about here, ITS JAY FUCKING CUTLER! The team apologizes to him and the public saying how much they want him and need him and dont want him upset and he makes it clear there are PLENTY of teams out there that would LOVE to have a quarterback of his caliber and talent. Oh is that so? What team are we talking about here, detroit?? No, they have the first pick in the draft, maybe Oakland? Well Oakland, as bad as they are, BEAT the broncos this year so it doesn't look like they need a quarterback that can't even manage to beat them.

He can act like a big time player like T.O. but lets face it, his playing is sub-par and his stats are less than impressive. I'd like to remind Jay that his team sat at 8-5 with 3 games left in the season, to make it to the playoffs all HE had to do was lead his team to one win, just ONE WIN in the next 3 games. The Denver Broncos lost all 3. Ya know, maybe its just me but if i wanted to pay a big time quarterback or any player for that matter to help my team get to the playoffs, i sure would hope he could win one out of three games to get the job done, Jay Cutler didn't. Also he never took his team anywhere in the playoffs yet so even if you get to them not advancing in the playoffs is just as bad as winning one game all year.

The latest from the whole Cutler crap is that he refuses to report to the off season workouts and now is going to be fined, apparently Mr. Cutler feels he is so good he doesn't have to come to practice. That's fine with me but someone who had an 8-8 season, losing their last 3 in a row, and never even REACHING the playoffs in his 3 seasons, may want to practice just a bit?

Jay was the 11th pick overall in his draft, which in itself is very impressive so its obvious that there would be very high expectations for him, which he has NOT met yet. Even though he hasn't met any expectations from his team, the city, his coaches and im sure his own, he still acts like a super bowl winning quarterback on a super bowl contending team. He is not, so far in his short lackluster career all he has done was proven he is a third rate quarterback who should be working the stands with hot dogs instead of a football on the field.

Jay Culter GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, there is no reason for you to act like a big baby when you just aren't worth the effort. Why are we even talking about you on espn, as if you were some Brett Favre, (another over rated quarterback but thats another rant). Get your ass to practice because number one, you should be there, and number two, YOU NEED IT.

Saturday, March 28, 2009


I went to see Andrew Lloyd Webber's CATS in Baltimore over the weekend. This is the second time that i have seen it on the live stage, so how was it? PHENOMENAL, as always. There is a clear reason why this was the longest running show on Broadway. Nothing beats seeing it in person either, the lights, the sounds, the effects, the songs, the dances, everything was just amazing.

For those of you who don't know the plot to cats, its just basically about....well cats. Poems were taken from T.S. Elliot and made into this musical about a group of cats who join once a year for a very special occasion. At the end of the night, the leader of the cats will choose one very special cat so they may be reborn into a new cat life. The play is about each cat saying why they feel they should be the chosen one or plead a case for the another one they think it should be. I think the play is better if you're a cat person yourself, you'd just get it better. Not to say if you're not a cat person you wouldn't like this show, i think everyone should see it at least once.

I knew all of the songs by heart but i still give them an A plus. The dancers were amazing too, i don't know how people can bend that way or stretch like that but they do and its pretty cool to see so i give them an A plus as well. My seat was great too, not too far back and right in the middle. The theater was nice too so my entire experience was an overall A plus. If you haven't seen CATS yet, do yourself a favor and go. Rent the video first if you are skeptical. I still think this is by far the best musical out there but that is just my two cents.

Monday, March 23, 2009


On October 29th 2008 i wrote a blog about my first snake that went missing, my rosy boa named Chac. Well today i feel i have found him at last.

While looking for some boards in the basement i saw what i thought was some kind of sting but a closer look reviled it was a dead snake! Could it be MY snake? Escaped from my room and somehow made it all the way into the basement? I picked it up to look at it, the size was right and shape of the head looks like a rosy boa. Could be another snake but im pretty sure that it was my missing pet snake. I hope it is because its closure that i would have gone for the rest of my life wondering whatever happened to my snake after it got loose.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

PETS: Angel Eyes, the albino dwarf hamster

He was my first albino hamster. I waited a very long time for something like him to come along. His father was Jester Jr. A male that i originally thought was a female, his father was Jester. A male from my very first litter. Crunchenator was his father, the male of my original pair. I remember when he was born into a very large group of 7 babies. As they grew by the day i noticed he was a very light colored hamster. Soon it was obvious he was pure white.

He was white as snow and his eyes were red like fire. Every one of his babies had red eyes. Because they looked like evil eyes and because i like the movie, THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY, i named him Angel Eyes. Angel Eyes lived a very long life. His first litter was three albinos, something close to impossible to produce if you look at the odds and genetics. He never produced another Albino and i didn't keep any from that litter. In his whole life he had 14 babies that survived. I only have one of those babies right now, "Argonaut."

He died yesterday sometime during the day.


Well it snowed today. Yes thats right, on the first day of spring. I have decided that this year i am really going to be into fishing. That was pretty random, is that what you're saying? Well i don't know why or how but at some point i became all about fishing. Its early, only being March and all but for the 2 times i've tried, i haven't even seen a fish, let alone caught one. I'll keep you updated with this site, my goal is to catch the biggest fish i have ever caught. That won't be hard, i think the biggest one ever was around a foot long? I won a tackle box on ebay, a great deal i might add and i found a fishing pole at a lake two years ago so i'm ready to go! Fishing is a fun, relaxing way to relieve stress and spend time out doors, i think more people should get into it but thats just my two cents.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

MUSIC: my new song!

I heard my mom talking with my older sister on the phone today and she said, "nothing looks good on a fat person." This made me laugh but i have to agree, well right there on the spot i started to sing a song about that and it was so good i had to write it down and add more than two lines. So here it is, my new song, "Nothing Looks Good On A Fat Person."

Nothing looks good on a fat person, not even a smile.
But what does a fat person have to smile at anyway?
Maybe they're standing in front of the golden arches?
Maybe they're looking in a fun house mirror?
But nothing looks good on a fat person, especially you.

Many fat people eat because they're depressed,
and many more fat people eat because they cant get dressed!
Some fat people wish they were dead,
and many more fat people would eat a goat's head.
Other fat people say they love themselves but who are they kidding?
Not me, not you, not me.


Many fat people complain about their weight,
and many more fat people could never score a date.
Some fat people stuff their faces in secret,
and many more fat people eat with no regret!
Other fat people say you make fun of them because you really don't like something about yourself, but that's just what other fat people and their moms say to make them feel better.


Many fat people can never finish a diet,
and many more fat people will deny it.
Some fat people lie about what they consume,
and many more fat people know what we all assume.
Other fat people would eat roadkill if they could,
lets face it, they do, they do, they do.

So here's to you fat people, keep on living your short life, here's to you fat people,
you're smothering your wife! Go on fat people, do what you want, Go on fat people,
how do you guys use the toilet?